blog wars continued..

Jack Dob: - new hair cut as u can see. Only the face a mother could love.. after a huge success at the casino jack dobinson went out and got this sweet haircut. He also laid out a new proposition to quit gambling at leagus clubs, only to dump $160 the next week on a lunch time visit to the Wollongong Golf club. jacky doing it for his girlfriend Dee Why point

Russ vs Morgan..

Two shralp heads from the south coast. But i bet your all wondering how do they go with the ladies.... how does the average bodyboarder/amateur spono dog rippo go out on the town? does being a good bodyboarder get u chiks? Well seems though it does according russ though you have to explain your situation to them first. Anyway both these fellas do quite well with the so called female species and as u can see from the captions can pretty much move on from one girl to the next quite easily..

ohhh What are you dooooooooooin?

Havn't been much of the net feind of late... "pipe has been smoooookin since sunday". Today i received some tasty pics and captions in my little email box though which i thought i should share with the rest of the world. Some would call them write offs but for the rest of you there just entertainment.

JAMES DIXON:

heart break can do many things to a man, a sensative sole such as james dixon took his recent heart ache out on the bottle and wrote himself off to ease the pain, just as he was falling asleep all present could hear him murmur these words "steph was the one" "how could she choose perry over me"

Cars, Waves, babes, and caves!

Blatant Self Promotion: - Russ quinn finally after collecting himself a tidy new job taking photos of humans for the South COast Register has earned enough to purchase himself a new carolla, as you can see elit' has been splashed all over the viechele in a blatant attempt to let the world know he rips :)

Waves: - up top is a sweet lil pic taken of James Kates in his ZION wetttttttttttttttttie, just taken with the little digi durin a recent boat session which we cleaned up with footage. Russ's resume will also be out very soon.

Babes: - Numerous stories going round of most south coast bodyboarders with chiks.. ill keep names out of this but two fantastic stories come to mind involving bailing on chiks, holding hands and hook ups with best friends! wooo the controversey.

Caves: - fellas have been shralping caves beach on the sticks, check out my reverse rodeo clown captured mid sequence by Howie.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK:-

1. "Cant believe he filmed the right on that wave, what a kook" - Michael chapple referring to his massive forward air.

2. "Yer and i hooked up with her to my favourite ##### song, dream come true" - Unnamed wollongong/portkembla/woonona/thiroul bodyboarder?

3. "Did you check out my formal pics there on myspace right now have a look ;)" - Text message sent by Shawn McCauley to and unnamed sussex chik.

4. "Just blew it so hard... Hooked up with nikkis best friend and got caught out :( " text message sent by Adam Quinn to morgan hives at 2.46am thursday morning.

"That blogs is only ever about CHICKS"

Well to all the babes out there who are sik of our apparent constant love for the female species im sorry. honestly tho is there anything more glorious. Just a little update of things in the past month:
* Russ, Jack dob, Ad, Shawny and numerous others have taken off to the hair salons to work on their summer perms.
* Michael Chapple did the biggest forward air ever out pipe, unfortunately russ filmed the right.
* Matt Young has done more k's on his ski than in his actual car.
* Ian Osterloh has seen more airports than chiks he would consider even chatting to (these days).
* Morgan Hives and Anthony Showman have both found the love of their life only to have their hearts broken only one week later.
* James Dixon has given up going to clubs which are open and insists on waiting outside venues at 3am for "chiks to walk past".
* Russ Quinn eventually shaved his beard and gave up trying to look like James Hetfield lead singer/ guitarist of Melalica

Hi I'm Morgan

Hi I'm Morgan.

You may know me from various films such as, "How to look good with red hair", "How to construct vicious rumours" and "How to dominate Woonona beach on a regular basis". My friend Adam "She's a 10" Quinn, graciously handed down the password for this blog so I could enlighten you kind readers on a few subjects. So here we go......



Anthony "Showman" Yeoman: - For those of you who have myspace/facebook, you may, or may not have, noticed a slimy, secretive character trawling the depths of your favourite social networks under the name of "Coach Bombay". To the untrained eye, Anthony, or "Showman" as he is affectionately known as, may seem like a normal twenty-something uni student from Figtree, but to those who have actually seen him in real life and not from behind a computer screen, we know he is a spook desperate to know the latest Wollongong gossip. Quite frankly, I think he knows more about my personal life than I do.

Some of Anthony's finest moments:-

"That rack is so obscene"

"You really get to know the inner-being of a female you like when talking to her at 4am on msn"

"Superstar Amy, Tootzy Roll and French Toast. They're my type of chicks"


So, as you can see, Showman is a very dark, mysterious figure.

A word of advice to female readers in the 14-25 age bracket. Do not accept this mans friend request!!!!


Morgan Hives:- Yes, that is me at the top of the screen hanging out in a bathtub. I was listening to nothing but the latest obscure avant-garde post shoegaze indie lo-fi no wave swedish band when that shot was taken.
Hope fully Adam has the guts to let this post make it onto the blog so chicks can see me on the street and ask for my number.

Blatant self promotion - It's me 20th this wednesday night! That's right, get to glassy to see Adam Quinn tuning chicks, Showman lurking in corners, Declan McMullen doogying up his fringe and James Dixon owning dancefloors.





James Dixon:- After a heartbreaking wednesday night last week, Dicko is back this week stronger than ever. When asked about his current love life, James had this to say...."Ask Alistair Perry, he'll tell you"

Shawn McCauley:-

No words needed.



That is all for now

Morgan xoxoxo

Update ya flamin blog!

Ok ok ok soo its about time we updated this thing.. way too many chiks coming up to me at Pizza paradise saying.. "ohhh Ad Quinn update your webpage thingy ... its soo enthrawling". So i guess ill give the people what they want.

Wollongong Nightlife: - ok so maybe youve heard some rumours bout a few of the fellas blowing off sessions to go out drinking and dancing. Well let me tell u fellas and babes out there, sometimes it pays to rock up late or as russ usually says/lives by "You snooze you score". Last thursday the might banzaii showed us some love after rocking up at 11am we were greeted with high tide bliss and a lineup of less than 5 rookies. Big Liz aka Morgan brown was nowhere to be seen apparently surfing it on the low tide whilst it was washing through and haveing to return to his Queen/baby girl early that morning. Russ and matt young both got some smokers with lance getting the odd boob tube.

Shawn McCauley: - freshly single and legal has been tormenting local ladies of late... Reported cases also include a night out in wollongong were he spent the end of the night with some late night "reading" in his car outside dickos house. Obviously i cant spell out the details and im speaking metaphorically. But let me just say the Paige's he was reading had nothing to do with bookss.... Woahh Slam!

Lance Huff n Puff: - has bailed on me sis and the south coast. Hah nar not really. Kids run out of insufficient funds and bailed back to south oz for a while. After spending some time with the local crew up here he should have some improved east coast style to show the knights crew.

Recent Quotes: -

"Oh you babes should stop filling up with petrol and get to glassy" - James Dixon

"Yer just added Superstar Amy and French Fries to myspace.. that good!" - Anthony Showman

"Swear the chik from the real estate is hot.. you dont know talent when u see it russ" - Ad Quinn

"Im angry at myself, i missed todays session coz i went out last night got drunk and brought this chik home.. u proud of me Quinny" - Ewan Donnachie

Uni nights .. and its all about Chiks! RUSS's 21st

Wednesday Night: - ok so me russ and shawny decided to bail on a fun arvo sesh at pipe wed, for some shopping and some wild times in wollongong. After receiving numerous "you blew it.." texts and phone calls which we shrugged off with no hesitation we hit crown street for a little splurge of some hard earned cash. High scores were being tossed around by the fellas as we scouted the place for chiks and summer fasions. Russ even managed to fall head over heels for a Gloria Jeans chik which he made us pursue while she was on her smoko.. the end result saw her going back to work before russ could get her number.. which if he succeeded would have won himself a free dinner also. As the sky dimmed we sat around james dixons throwing out write offs and endulging in the odd beverage or 3. Then it was time to get into action.. after a few basic stretches the crew was ready to hit the clubs and shawny a thing or two with Anthony Showman as the official teacher. Me and burnsy spotted some chiks at The ivory and thought we'd give them a nudge at the glassy, when it came time to hit the floor Dicko did his usual thing and enlightened many as to how to use glassy stage. With the omen of the night being.. "what happens in wollongong stays in wollongong" i cant say too much, however Russ Quinn newly aquired facial hair did manage to tickle a few cheeks!

Girls, boys and CHIKS!:- Wow soo many girls around lately.. well not literally.. but amongst our little crew of humans and pipeliners. A few of the fellas have been under the spell lately of some lovely adoring females, Kim Zammit and Mr Brown Sugar just to name a few. Also word on the street the elusive "Huntsman" has also trapped a few victims in her web of late, beware young boys this huntsman may be venemous!

Woohoo CHIKS not the actual female lifeforms but the bodyboarding film by Jack Dobinson and James Kates. Its premiereing at TIGS in wollongong this Friday soo get up there doors open at 7pm should be some insane footage of up and coming south coast rippos!

Russ's 21st: - Russ is 21 this friday soo send him some well wishes and what not. For all close friends interested we are all going out to dinner to wollongong Mexican Resturaunt on friday around 5pm before the chiks premiere, then out into town for some partying. If your keen to come get in touch with russ or adds. In other news Russ's new elit' resume will be out soon, with the kid destroying the pipeline on his new ride and under new sponsor ACS. ACS team is taking some shape now also with the addition of Tom Robinson to add to the other crew including Matt Young, Ian Osterloh, Korey Smith, MOrgan Brown, Russ Quinn, Adam Quinn, Michael Chapple and Eli Beach. Get in there and get some stuff! hah.

Banzaii treats, Huff has a Puff

Pipe: - Wow well and truly pipe season now.. the fellas of the south coast region have been super spoilt with south swells and ne winds lately, no surprise though the rest of the east coast has been all over it as well. Definately plenty of capturable footage over the last 3 weeks, with Ben Player and Dallas Singer dominating a recent session. Korrey "workaholic" Smith claims some of the best late arvo sessions since the days were it was just him stoney, churchy, choc and the bear! wooah.

Lance Huford: - South oz shralper.. finally has proved himself as one of the crew with a decent punt during the pipe swells and also showing some improved form.. For all the skeptics out there take a look at the shot above clean vert out of a solid ramp woo. Keep up this stuff Mr Huff!

Team Shoestring reign supreme

Sporting egg carton shin pads and op-shop apparel, team Shoestring marched onto the soccer fields at Sussex tonight and assassinated the Kermits 5-4. Onlookers were stunned by the unexpected aptitude of team Shoestring in their debut match. In a Forrest Gump inspired story, Jono Safinski ignored doctor’s pleas to rest his knee and took to the field in a rather aggression fashion. Within three minutes Safinski took out ‘the menace’ in a savage tackle from behind and showed no remorse. The girl was stretchered off by paramedics. Shawny was dominating the field in the first half but was sent off by Kiz after an own goal through the legs of Toss. After a succinct "SEAYA" Kiz took to the back and began hurling abuse at the opposition. A quick scuffle broke out but it was soon resolved. Team Shoestrings will be running training sessions at 6:00AM Wednesday mornings, cardio Thursday evenings and liver treatment Friday nights. Next game is 7:30PM next Tuesday at Sussex. SEAYA there!

Russ.

Dog act

Currently I am infatuated with browsing the internet for pointless and just plain weird facts. After snapping a shot of this seemingly irate canine on the beach at pipe, I got thinking about whether or not dogs experience emotion. I mean, clearly this protruding jaw is evidence that it’s not only humans that occasionally neg-out about life. Well, a recent study by a psychologist and animal behavior expert in England revealed that dogs show emotions such as jealousy, shame, embarrassment, anxiety, pride, anger and surprise. Amazing isn’t it. Yes? No? meh…

Russ.

Cyclone Zac's weekly Gold Coast Update:-

woo.. new weekly section coming to you from the toight rhymes and lyrics of cabareeda's Cyclone Zac... if you are unaware of this phenomenon chek out the raps on his myspace www.myspace.com/bitchniggahss and also his photos tooo good. Anyway Mr Cyclone has decided to give us the weekly Queensland report so here it is Cheers Zac.

yew boyz,

well i herd ya need sum shit f0r d@h bl0g.


Alright, well i w0s at deebs(DBAH yeah boyz i hang wid lackey he he he) and i w0s ju$t chillen taken sUm sh0s wid mah cam cause l00k in mah ph0t0g galleary sick ayyy!!

y0s and w0s taken sum pic$ and i saw matt, my mate LACKEYY OMMFFGGG!!! drove up and hes lyk hey i said hey BrAh, he sed wh0 r y00h again man?

im lyk br000 itz mee CYCLONE ZAC! yew yeww, then he still didnt n0 i was lykk WtF?? so i w3nt ova tooh hes car lo0o0l and quickly jumped in lol and sniffed hes seat 0o0ohhOMG it smellt soo0o0o0o0 g00d lol, like hes bum lo0o0 he he :). then he saw me and chased me eehe soo i screamed c0me got me big b0i he he I LYK IT NOISTY! he he he.

Cyclone Zac.

Piiiiiiiuuummping Pipelines

Its been a long time since i hit ya wit freestyle from the depths of the seas to the volts of the pipe files..

Raps: Yes thats right... its a work in progress, going to create some gangsta tunes for the movie using garage band... completely Eminem inspired rhymes,, yeh they tight.

Pipe Files: - Wooahh pretty much sik of the joint at the moment, three days in a row last week and four this week everyone has piked out.. or should i say piped out :)

Boat weather: - plenty of long super fun days in boat acting like big wigs with music cheese and crackers and the odd beer, was a treat filming beeps from the water as he destroyed the place on wednesday.

Korrey Smith

For those of you who know Korrey Smith, you’d be familiar with his meticulous wave evaluation system. This system, although slightly puzzling in its appearance, is a highly accurate procedure used to provide a basic account of a session on a scale of 1 to 10.

0/10 = onshore, below 1ft with heavy crowd. No chicks on beach, predicted precipitation and Choc on the peak. “Spewin!”
2/10 = onshore, solid 1ft with moderate to heavy crowd. No barrels or bowls. “This is fucked!”
4/10 = offshore, solid 2ft with 2.5ft sets. No more than 10 people on peak, occasional barrel and bowl. “Definitely worth getting wet.”
6/10 = offshore, 2-3ft with 5-10 people out. Barrels and solid wall for ample carves. “Fuck yeah some smokers out there.”
8/10 = offshore, 3-4ft conditions with minimal crowd. Barrels and bowls. “Bullshit and possibly the session of the year.”
10/10 = offshore, 4-6ft conditions, local crew with no Choc on peak. Big barrels and even bigger bowls. Chicks on the beach. “Holy shit, best I’ve ever seen, you blew it!”

Where the bloody hell were ya?

Pipe: - yes finally a few little cresters to talk about and splash around about. Today the fellas took over pipe with no humans in sight with fun 2-3ft conditions. Rights were the best they've been in years claimed russ. With russ's new board ready to roll i was designated photog for the morning and took some cool snaps of the fellas.

Factic not tactic.

Here’s an interesting but seemingly pointless fact that I read the other day. We’ve all gone to MySpace, frantically punched in our email address and password only to be slapped in the face with an almighty ‘this site is temporarily unavailable’ warning. Well, according to a bunch of scientists that have way too much time on their hands, the feeling of stress and anxiety associated with not being able to access your MySpace or Facebook account is equivalent to going for a job interview or going on a blind date. Interesting huh.

Russ.

Update.

We’re absolutely stoked with the amount of good feedback we’ve received lately. Over the last few months we’ve had over 10,000 views – a substantially higher amount than initially expected. Luckily we haven’t had to deal with any defamation cases as of yet, but I have been told that I’m sporting a “bad attitude” which is always great to hear. Just to clear things up, anything published on this website is intended as a mere joke and shouldn’t been taken seriously. If you’re unhappy with anything you’ve seen, please contact the MEAA or consult your nearest lawyer.

On a lighter note, our friends at ACS have announced they will be running busses to premiers including ROAM 2, Fire, Chicks and Thrash. Get in quick to book yourself a ticket! Also, “Hello” is now available at ACS so grab yourself a copy, I’ve heard there’s some insane surfing in it.


Russ.

Ladies, ladies, LADIES… look out! There’s a new man in town. Just back from his trip to Indo, the once dubbed Ian ‘fashion’ Osterloh has decided to dump the baggie blues and get in touch with his emotional side. Sporting some intense leather upholstery and spray on threads, the blokes at Husky Pub didn’t know what hit em'. Tozzies is pretty content with his new apparel, but admits it’s a dramatic change. "Yeah its amazing what one month with bunts and corpse can do to you. I was considering a tailor-made leather jacket but I just couldn’t get the dimensions right." Here’s a comparison. Check out the Khaki on Khaki in the first pic.

Stay tuned for the top 5 worst calls from Lance Clifford, featuring qoutes such as "did you see that quinnvert"... oh dear.

Russ.

Jackson Brown

Jackson Brown - The self-confessed cyber geek recently received a healthy tax return and blew it all on a Playstation 5… or is it 3? Word on the street is that he clocked up 7 hours of Grand Theft Auto last Sunday. Insiders say he only emerges from the dark confines of his house only to “check out the pub.” An exclusive interview with his new housemate Clifford revealed that Jacko has also installed an LCD screen in his truck, enabling him to play Crash Bandicoot III whilst at work. Jacko leaves on Friday for a gaming convention in Tokyo… best of luck man!

Russ.

UPLATE UPDATE: -

Ok so here's a new little segment if you will.. that were introducing possibly once a month. A brief update on the lives of JB residents, friends, aquintances and bloody ell ill throw it in.. all round good blokes who are doing things for the right reasons.

ps take not of not the 3 dress up party fashionistas in this photo above but the letter box.. yes thats right some young, vulgar, immature, dim witted, in-approachable juvenile has stolen our letter box. No idea why, just woke up one morning to find it missing.

Ian Osterloh: - Back from Indo with a vengence from what was deemed a sick trip away.. waves were similar to that of a well proportioned midget soo im assuming the nights out and chiks were surrounding the fellas like bees to hunny.

Korrey Smith: - Came out of hibernation on the w.e for the odd check at a secret location which lead to a 3hour discussion about life and girlfriends rather than scoring some tubes.. im not sure which Korrey enjoys most. The usual korrey stories insued with tales of last w.es east swell and John Showell doing the biggest tow to come out of culburra since ewan donnachies attemps in march this year.

Morgan Brown: - New ride in hand and absolutely loving it. Morgs hasnt parted with his new 09 forrester since the day he laid eyes on it. Youll see him rolling through the streets of huskisson soon to the sounds of Boys to Men, no doubt.

Adam Quinn: - Last seen or should i say always seen, procrasting getting a life by taking it easy at huskisson's various array of coffee shops with Angie in tow (little pup). Always scouting around and looking for that next little session worthy of crossing his legs. He also admitted to the fellas on the w.e whilst talking about everyones secret little girlfriend missions - "if i ever get a chick fellas im bringing her out to meet you all straight away, none of this secro shit".

Lance Hurford: - Running riots in Sanctuary point lately dropping off chiks at under 18's disco's, seems to be the life lance reakons. No waves and no money lance seems to be getting edgier every day, not participating in this afternoons social outing to the bakery.. judged harshley upon by all Husky scene kid coffee adicts.

Shawn Macauley: - Getting his resume together and its pretty tight.. toight like a tiger even. Although with some decent pipe sessions through the week shawny clocked up 0 capturable waves.. showing some amazing form he backed it up by missing the next day to watch some Show jumping at the local pony club.

Kim Zammit: - According to most sources... mainly Korrey "storey" Smith, Zamm has been spending a bit of time with his new GF from that lovely town of sussex. "Everyone's always soo co-vert about chiks, i just wanna meet someones chik for once" Ad Quinn exclaimed on the w.e - possibly a bit of irony in that sentence.

Wednesday night

"You guys haven’t updated that thing in ages, this is fucked!" Yes, sorry to all those crazed fans out there (Lance), but we’ve been lazier than Jackson Brown on a Sunday afternoon. Last Wednesday was Dicko’s 20th so we all headed up to Wollongong for a night out on the shoestring. After some rigorous ping pong in Dickson’s attic, we made our way to Master Builders where the illegalities began. After a few Sara Burns write-offs on Russ from the usual suspects, we decided on a few casual games of pool. All was sweet until the human Dick missed a crucial shot in the pocket and decided to snap the pool cue over his knee. We fled the scene and headed for town… the perfect crime.

After caving in the bonnets of a few cars and hurling abuse at evening joggers, we finally arrived at glassy where there was CHICKKKKS (premiere 17th October) everywhere! Even the elusive Georgina and Casey Fisher made the trek up from Vini (much to the delight of Ad) and joined in on the action. After some constructive criticism (mostly from Lance), Ad made some adjustments to his dancing routine… but unfortunately it didn’t pay off leading to his customary quote “there’s just no point, there’s no chicks!”

After some inaudible phone calls from Dick and a text message reading “Gueh home fuk” I realized that the others had pulled the pin on ‘operation hookup’. Following some trash talk outside Coonies I was swiftly abducted by two females. A quick glance at the number plate “SEA-YA” reassured me that it was Kiz and Mealz. We refueled with some amber liquid and hit the castors dfloor. Kiz hooked in nice, until the unidentified man removed his shirt in a strip-type manner. All that was needed was a brief “SEEYA” from Kiz and the bloke got the message.

All in all it was a sick night with not too many neg-outs. Stayed tuned for the photos!

Russ.

The Jezabels

Liberteen Ranch Last w.e: - wow insane night and there vid footage to prove it. This video which i found on the jezables myspace site is worth watching if not for the pure entertainment but the amazing proof that james dixon does own every dance floor he touches. Wait for the end when he yells in the mik "Jezabels, Liberteen Ranch... James Dixon Yeah" way too funny. Also here is a pic of Adam being a massive groupie with jezabels lead singer.


THE JEZABELS from FLAMES YATES on Vimeo.

Dicko's Bday, 3 way action and Lance's lefts

JAMES DIXON: - Glasshouse dance floor extrodinaire, acid's regulator, crazy hot relatives.. Call him what you will this kids got class but the bucket load just observe him on any wednesday night in town if you dont believe me. Wollongong night life this wednesday will be playing host to Dicko's bday so plenty of dancing and 151's are nodoubt to be on the cards. Ad's, Russ, Lance Clifford and Morgan "im always in this blog" Hives have all reported to be attending.

3 Ways: - Friday night served up a cold reminder of the deplorable winter that just passed. So whats the best way to cure such blizzardous conditions... a 3 way. Im talking about dating ofcourse you sick minded freaks. Veteran Dater's Russ and Shawn decided to razz up a 3 way date and i went along for the ride. We took the three aesthetically pleasing female humans out for a coffee and movies. The car ride home was overwhelmed with hideous write offs mainly directed at Shawn "sleep creeper" Macauly for creeping out when his gf Aliesha was asleep. I heard several calls from the drivers seat of Aleisha bleating " ehhh shawn im trying to sleep get away from my ear"...

Lance Clifford: - The South oz turned south coast local took us on a journey to find some waves. Like most swells we ended up back at pipe to some fun 3-4ft cross shore conditions. Lance has also changed his status on facebook.. apparently now to "in a relationship".. woot wooh.. just thought the world should know.

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The Hazlehoff and one mega East swell

MITCHELL HAZELTON: - Mitchell "the hoff" hazleton wow what a lady killer... The kid was spotted earlier this morning strutting his stuff with two young ladies under each arm, no doubt walking back from a Banana smoothie mission at the local bakery. Numerous sources also quote mitch as saying "ohh yer fellas i was thinking about it the other day and i kinda worked out that im a bit of a man slut". Keep that ego sky high Hazlehoff we love it :) On another note mitch has been trowing some heat in the water too, loveing those verts and says hes headed to Eddies for the upcoming swell on the w.e with Worrowing heights rippo jack mcaz.

EAST SWELL: - WOOOOAhhhhhhhh hold onto your proverbial frontits everyone.. finnaly a decent swell to hit our shores... lets hope its not another hoax. Adrian Harper/stone will reakons hes got some secro wedges up on the north shore for us all to chek out but i think the fellas will be staying locally around culburras hot spots.

w.e bender..

Jackson's Birthday: - Friday night was an absolute smash hit with all the fellas rocking out in the Brown household to some bangin slim shady tunes whilst in the warmest winter attire. We officially celebrated the final day of winter in style with op shop clothing, scarfs and the odd beverage or two. Everyone later headed to the pub to carry on the night even further.. unfortunatly i was unlucky and didnt find a spring girlfriend as of yet.. spewin. But big congrats to Milly, kirrily, jords and damo who all managed to find someone to hook up with at the pub..

Liberteen Ranch: - the ranch was pumping once again with all the rock pigs out in full force leather jackets in one hand and red wine in the other ofcourse. Katesy's face and body was all over the castroes wall for all to see and left nothing to the imagination literally. Everyone was loving it and the Jezzabels rocked the joint. Morgan hives had himself a great time in between pashing x girlfriends and smoking ciggies with shane domio.

Weekend

Once again the South Coast delivered nothing in terms of waves this weekend. Korrey Smith was keener than ever with his cousins down from Queensland. Apparently he checked almost every wave on the coast including the infamous lobbies. Pipe was a measly 2ft on Saturday but enough to keep everyone occupied. This afternoon we took the ski for a run out Sussex beeeeeaaccchy and lucked into a few cresters. It was first time behind the ski for Lance… lets hope it was his last. Pitiful effort. Morgan got towed into 3 waves and retired early after what he called a “bullshit big reverse.” He seemed to be more stoked about the specials offered at bi-lo at the moment… “yeah I got 12 freerange eggs for like $1.00… do the math man that’s like 10cents an egg!”.

Where's my supermodel? and Biggie at the carine..

MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL: - ok so if you havnt already got into this show your absolutely blowing it more than Morgan Hives on a glasshouse dance floor surrounded by chiks. The show is amazing and filled with some big ego's and even bigger well lets not go there. If not for the sheer entertainment factor just check it out for a squiz at Jennifer Hawkins.. probably the hottest chik on earth and only chik in my books deserving of a 10/10.

LUKE SIMPSON: - Our furry little friend mr simpson is currently still in canada and hasnt seen dumpers for well a long bloody time. On the upside chiks in canada are a dime a dozen and according to simo "the ozzie accent is absolutely regulating over here mate". Poor kids smashed his backtits though wake boarding lets hope hes back in oz soon

WAVES: - ok so if Chris James classified last year as the best winter ever well this winter has been the worst .. pretty much only one or decent size swells leading upto and through winter.. As we speak waves are putrid so were all going out this w.e to find new girlfriends for the spring. wish me luck.. or if interested attach resume and list of credentials to my myspace www.myspace.com/adquinn2540

Jacko's Birthday spectacular

JACKSON BROWN: - Yes we here at i wouldnt normally love partying .. especially when its one of our close mates birthdays and the waves are really horrible. Definately a good excuse to hit the dance floor and the amber liquid. Tommorow night will be filled with ping pong tournaments, dance off's and some radical op shop dress madness. Celebrating jacko's birthday at husky pub.. get there

Black Kids and Flames 21st

BLACK KIDS: - ok no were not being racist.. this is the name of a super cool band that were diggin.. There new album Partie Traumatic has hit the streets and is defintatly worth a listen.

JAMES KATES: - Kids shralped more cresters this year Raphael Nadal and tennis championships.. Definately a young kid on the rise and definately talented behind the lens as well. However its his 21'st saturday night so were all going up to celebrate wish us luck in attempting to find some "CHIKS" excuse the pun.

Fettishes

Fettishes: - Yes yes we all have them, whether it be hobbie related such as bodyboarding or ofcourse the most obvious one that springs to mind.. the opposite sex. Women definately are strange human's and us being the men we are all like different things, its what attracts us that draws us in. Ok so ill be the first to admit it.. me and shawn definately have a crush on all things emo, those chiks definatley do it for me, new JB resident Lance Hurford digs the Quinn family chiks.. hey thats his choice fair enough mate get into me sister.. However a few people lately have noticed and asked about Russ's Asian fettish. Me being the good citizen i am just totally disregarded these comments and the chance for a devious rumour mill to weave my magic. Although after a few trips to west oz and the wollongong club scene i too have viewed russ's so called fettish from a far and its starting to lead me to believe that maybe all these girls haveing the same "origin" in common isnt just a coincidence.. i dont know decide for yourself?

Puppy Abuse!

Before you go reporting us to the RSPCA for the vindictive title, here me out. If you’ve been around the Huskisson/Vincentia area lately, there’s a big chance you would have witnessed the appalling exploitation of our lovable puppy Angie. Ad has been hitting the coffee shops harder than his usual MSN sessions in a bid to seduce the female species. And, to a certain extent he has succeeded. However, unfortunately he’s struck the wrong demographic. 50 year-old ladies have literally been abandoning their canes to catch a glimpse of the pup. And the plot thickens. Rumors are circulating that Ad has enrolled her in Puppy Pre-School to “socialise the dog.” Best of luck mate.

Russ.

Just frikkin off it.. and Elit crew take over South coast

Mcdonalds: - Ok quick update if you dont know me already.. i could live off the stuff.. cheeseburgers, Mc Fish burgers pretty much anything on the menu.. well that was up until the w.e. I could have possibly had my last Mc burger from the joint. Straight home and straight to the toilet... needless to say i didnt show my face for the 20mins there after. So as of this moment im off Maccas completely and refuse to eat any of their burgers or fries for a long frikkin time. Coffee is still pending .. but i think ill let it slide because im addicted. Also check out the two pics above.. maccas definatley wont help you pull that 10/10 rigg unless your talking about 10 on the richter scale.. Thunder thighs watch out.

TEAM ELIT: - The elit crew will be hitting our shores this week for a photo shoot with Jones Russell, Nick Perry, Jason Finlay and the south coasts own Russ "asian fettish" Quinn. Russ secretly signed with the new board company about 3 weeks back and gets his boards this week. Waves on the south coast look fairly average this week so no doubt they will most likely end up at the pipe, russ is hoping to nail a few 1800's hes been working on. Heres russ's resume anyway.. if anyone else is keen on a resume lets us know and well work out some kind of deal.

Russ Quinn Bodyboarding Resume from Adam Quinn on Vimeo.

Drugs & Subbies???

I don’t know about you guys, but lately my myspace has been inundated with fancy bulletins promoting Sublime (aka "subbies") nightclub in Sydney. Correct me if I’m wrong, but when did paying ridiculous cover charges and consuming copious amount of ecstasy become sublime? Gone are the days when adolescents would attend nightclubs and parties with a bottle of passionpop in hand and a healthy morale. I’m in no way condoning binge drinking (despite being quite the avid passionpop consumer), but its getting out of hand. And as if one isn’t enough, I’ve heard of cases (Big Day Out) where people have taken up to 6 pills to get them through the day. Do the math; at $25 a pill, that’s over $150!!! Perhaps I’m just not in vogue or I was absent the day when Methylenedioxymethamphetamine became a schoolyard term. But wouldn’t you be better off saving the coin for a holiday, minus the short-term memory loss, blurred vision and brain damage?

Russ.

Toz Jets off... Shawny scores with his liscence

IAN OSTERLOH: - The self confessed gym junkie has taken off over to indo for a few weeks with the THRASH crew in hopes of earning some coin. It was believed the days previous before he left he didnt stop eating tuna bake casseroles for 14 hours straight..

SHAWN MCCAULEY: - yer it definatly about time.. shawny finally got his liscence yesterday so we forced him to take us out pipe.. first trip and we lucked into some fun ones at the banzaii with just one bloke out and 2ft. Ive got the frikkin flu so i just filmed russ and shawny and wrote everyone off everytime someone got a wave.

Dancing Damo has a lappy 4 SALE

DAMIEN MILLER: - Yes everyone this is your chance to grab the elusive Dancing Damo's notebook which he actually use to use. This is an amazing investment and opportunity.. just think back to the fella in our first teaser with his amazing moves.. YOU COULD OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY>.. its a 15" mac book pro brand new with receipts still in box never been used.. 3 days old. need to sell to buy new car.. worth $2700 make an offer.. email damoz_miller@hotmail.com

Olymics Fever.. and a month without a NE wind

Usain Bolt: - I dont know about anyone else out there but the olymics are frikkin sik.. amazing chiks with killer rigs and inspiration galore from every other impressive athlete. I even found myself getting full on into the equestrian.. definately some big apple bottoms amongst the field. But yer Usain Bolt is amazing and such a great character plus the fact he comes from Jamaica makes it that much cooler.

BANZAII LOVE: - definatley some loving today out at pipe with our first sniff of offshores out there in what seems like months. Shape was also pretty sik with some decent 3ft tubes and punts going down. Few rippos on it too including Novy, Matt McCarthur, Buntos, Ohana, Matty Young and James "getting ripe" kates. Flames is 21 next week so show this fella some love.. hes been tearing the south coast apart lately.

Leg stalls

Jono Skinski: - leg stalls are definatly back in.. just remember spread those legs on your bottom turn for ample tube time whilst still looking stylish. Jono skinski definately through down a few glorious ones for us all to appreciate in todays session out 2-3ft putrid pipe..

Keep Up those litres.. Youngy has a new Rig

Ad Quinn: - Heres a shot sent in from Morgan Hives.. Ad has this strange habit of downing several litres of water a night due to so called "parched throats". Seen here keeping up his daily intake while catching some zzzzzzzzzzzzz's. Now thats multitasking for u.

Matt Young: - The kid has been seen in the water only once in the last month, no word of if hes still riding for science or going to joing the rat pack at elit's. According to matt he's been working but we secretly think hes been quenching his thirsts at culburra bowlo whilst feeding his infamous gambling habits. Hes always soo secro.. but we've managed to squeeze out of him he goes off to sydney tonight to pick up his new ski. Give us a tow?