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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Korrey Smith



For those of you who know Korrey Smith, you’d be familiar with his meticulous wave evaluation system. This system, although slightly puzzling in its appearance, is a highly accurate procedure used to provide a basic account of a session on a scale of 1 to 10.

0/10 = onshore, below 1ft with heavy crowd. No chicks on beach, predicted precipitation and Choc on the peak. “Spewin!”
2/10 = onshore, solid 1ft with moderate to heavy crowd. No barrels or bowls. “This is fucked!”
4/10 = offshore, solid 2ft with 2.5ft sets. No more than 10 people on peak, occasional barrel and bowl. “Definitely worth getting wet.”
6/10 = offshore, 2-3ft with 5-10 people out. Barrels and solid wall for ample carves. “Fuck yeah some smokers out there.”
8/10 = offshore, 3-4ft conditions with minimal crowd. Barrels and bowls. “Bullshit and possibly the session of the year.”
10/10 = offshore, 4-6ft conditions, local crew with no Choc on peak. Big barrels and even bigger bowls. Chicks on the beach. “Holy shit, best I’ve ever seen, you blew it!”

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