I Wouldn't Normally Produce a Flim

i wouldnt normally start blogging... well the team here at "I wouldnt normally" have done just that!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Hi I'm Morgan



Hi I'm Morgan.

You may know me from various films such as, "How to look good with red hair", "How to construct vicious rumours" and "How to dominate Woonona beach on a regular basis". My friend Adam "She's a 10" Quinn, graciously handed down the password for this blog so I could enlighten you kind readers on a few subjects. So here we go......



Anthony "Showman" Yeoman: - For those of you who have myspace/facebook, you may, or may not have, noticed a slimy, secretive character trawling the depths of your favourite social networks under the name of "Coach Bombay". To the untrained eye, Anthony, or "Showman" as he is affectionately known as, may seem like a normal twenty-something uni student from Figtree, but to those who have actually seen him in real life and not from behind a computer screen, we know he is a spook desperate to know the latest Wollongong gossip. Quite frankly, I think he knows more about my personal life than I do.

Some of Anthony's finest moments:-

"That rack is so obscene"

"You really get to know the inner-being of a female you like when talking to her at 4am on msn"

"Superstar Amy, Tootzy Roll and French Toast. They're my type of chicks"


So, as you can see, Showman is a very dark, mysterious figure.

A word of advice to female readers in the 14-25 age bracket. Do not accept this mans friend request!!!!


Morgan Hives:- Yes, that is me at the top of the screen hanging out in a bathtub. I was listening to nothing but the latest obscure avant-garde post shoegaze indie lo-fi no wave swedish band when that shot was taken.
Hope fully Adam has the guts to let this post make it onto the blog so chicks can see me on the street and ask for my number.

Blatant self promotion - It's me 20th this wednesday night! That's right, get to glassy to see Adam Quinn tuning chicks, Showman lurking in corners, Declan McMullen doogying up his fringe and James Dixon owning dancefloors.





James Dixon:- After a heartbreaking wednesday night last week, Dicko is back this week stronger than ever. When asked about his current love life, James had this to say...."Ask Alistair Perry, he'll tell you"

Shawn McCauley:-

No words needed.



That is all for now

Morgan xoxoxo

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