
After way too many cold winter nights at Husky pub we decided a wollongong night life mission was on the cards. I packed the wagon full of a few innocent wollongong virgins (Bernie, Jono and Jack Mac) and fellow veteran Russ Quinn as we ventured up for Kirrily's Birthday. The trip up was complete with rain, hail and slippery surfaces which got me flaring and negged me out hardcore.. not to mention the serious lack of Berry Passion pop.. alas i had to settle for Original. Reaching our final destination we kitted up and heading to Kiz's for an expected rowdy pre drinks. A mellow crew of adolescence greeted us as a wide variety of black leather ascended on the house party. Dicko and the wolf pack (Dobo, showman) and newly single Ivan Pulic eventually turned up for a wollo night life veteran reuninion and we kicked things off. "Oh chick in the leather hoodie.. oh what are you doing drinking water", "Im Ivan Pulic, i was on the movement board test and im newly single", "Ohh im Damo i wax cars at gassies". A few profanities and write offs of fellow guests ensured great times around the pool table as well as legendary Dancing Damo swallowing Kirrilys pet gold fish. Finally we razzed up some babes to take us to town for the "illa" and got things rolling. Definitly had perfect "buzz on" by this time and proceeded to go wild on most chicks that were within a one metre radius. The "illa" is a cool place with lounges and Ivan and i used this to our advantage - creeping out and starring at chicks in hopes of picking them up.. seemed to work too no idea how. Everyone then began to regualate the dance floor dancing with total babes and mucking around. Some crazy times in wollongong on an unexpected thursday night. Russ "wollo veteran" Quinn continued his night rolling with Nikki McGeach and her crew - one which resembled a poor mans Sonia Kruger off that show Dancing with the stars (See Photo). Fake Kruger as she became known later found out Russ was heavily involved with singer songwriter Nestle and decided to get out of there for young rookie Jack Mac. Fortunatly Jack Mac had been kicked out at 11:58pm for a satisfactory effort on the dance floor although proclaimed that "i was just about to hook up with that tall blonde chick too". Poor Fake Kruger had to settle for a cab ride home and 6 Mc Nuggets in drive through.
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