Cars, Waves, babes, and caves!

Blatant Self Promotion: - Russ quinn finally after collecting himself a tidy new job taking photos of humans for the South COast Register has earned enough to purchase himself a new carolla, as you can see elit' has been splashed all over the viechele in a blatant attempt to let the world know he rips :)

Waves: - up top is a sweet lil pic taken of James Kates in his ZION wetttttttttttttttttie, just taken with the little digi durin a recent boat session which we cleaned up with footage. Russ's resume will also be out very soon.

Babes: - Numerous stories going round of most south coast bodyboarders with chiks.. ill keep names out of this but two fantastic stories come to mind involving bailing on chiks, holding hands and hook ups with best friends! wooo the controversey.

Caves: - fellas have been shralping caves beach on the sticks, check out my reverse rodeo clown captured mid sequence by Howie.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK:-

1. "Cant believe he filmed the right on that wave, what a kook" - Michael chapple referring to his massive forward air.

2. "Yer and i hooked up with her to my favourite ##### song, dream come true" - Unnamed wollongong/portkembla/woonona/thiroul bodyboarder?

3. "Did you check out my formal pics there on myspace right now have a look ;)" - Text message sent by Shawn McCauley to and unnamed sussex chik.

4. "Just blew it so hard... Hooked up with nikkis best friend and got caught out :( " text message sent by Adam Quinn to morgan hives at 2.46am thursday morning.

"That blogs is only ever about CHICKS"

Well to all the babes out there who are sik of our apparent constant love for the female species im sorry. honestly tho is there anything more glorious. Just a little update of things in the past month:
* Russ, Jack dob, Ad, Shawny and numerous others have taken off to the hair salons to work on their summer perms.
* Michael Chapple did the biggest forward air ever out pipe, unfortunately russ filmed the right.
* Matt Young has done more k's on his ski than in his actual car.
* Ian Osterloh has seen more airports than chiks he would consider even chatting to (these days).
* Morgan Hives and Anthony Showman have both found the love of their life only to have their hearts broken only one week later.
* James Dixon has given up going to clubs which are open and insists on waiting outside venues at 3am for "chiks to walk past".
* Russ Quinn eventually shaved his beard and gave up trying to look like James Hetfield lead singer/ guitarist of Melalica

Hi I'm Morgan

Hi I'm Morgan.

You may know me from various films such as, "How to look good with red hair", "How to construct vicious rumours" and "How to dominate Woonona beach on a regular basis". My friend Adam "She's a 10" Quinn, graciously handed down the password for this blog so I could enlighten you kind readers on a few subjects. So here we go......



Anthony "Showman" Yeoman: - For those of you who have myspace/facebook, you may, or may not have, noticed a slimy, secretive character trawling the depths of your favourite social networks under the name of "Coach Bombay". To the untrained eye, Anthony, or "Showman" as he is affectionately known as, may seem like a normal twenty-something uni student from Figtree, but to those who have actually seen him in real life and not from behind a computer screen, we know he is a spook desperate to know the latest Wollongong gossip. Quite frankly, I think he knows more about my personal life than I do.

Some of Anthony's finest moments:-

"That rack is so obscene"

"You really get to know the inner-being of a female you like when talking to her at 4am on msn"

"Superstar Amy, Tootzy Roll and French Toast. They're my type of chicks"


So, as you can see, Showman is a very dark, mysterious figure.

A word of advice to female readers in the 14-25 age bracket. Do not accept this mans friend request!!!!


Morgan Hives:- Yes, that is me at the top of the screen hanging out in a bathtub. I was listening to nothing but the latest obscure avant-garde post shoegaze indie lo-fi no wave swedish band when that shot was taken.
Hope fully Adam has the guts to let this post make it onto the blog so chicks can see me on the street and ask for my number.

Blatant self promotion - It's me 20th this wednesday night! That's right, get to glassy to see Adam Quinn tuning chicks, Showman lurking in corners, Declan McMullen doogying up his fringe and James Dixon owning dancefloors.





James Dixon:- After a heartbreaking wednesday night last week, Dicko is back this week stronger than ever. When asked about his current love life, James had this to say...."Ask Alistair Perry, he'll tell you"

Shawn McCauley:-

No words needed.



That is all for now

Morgan xoxoxo

Update ya flamin blog!

Ok ok ok soo its about time we updated this thing.. way too many chiks coming up to me at Pizza paradise saying.. "ohhh Ad Quinn update your webpage thingy ... its soo enthrawling". So i guess ill give the people what they want.

Wollongong Nightlife: - ok so maybe youve heard some rumours bout a few of the fellas blowing off sessions to go out drinking and dancing. Well let me tell u fellas and babes out there, sometimes it pays to rock up late or as russ usually says/lives by "You snooze you score". Last thursday the might banzaii showed us some love after rocking up at 11am we were greeted with high tide bliss and a lineup of less than 5 rookies. Big Liz aka Morgan brown was nowhere to be seen apparently surfing it on the low tide whilst it was washing through and haveing to return to his Queen/baby girl early that morning. Russ and matt young both got some smokers with lance getting the odd boob tube.

Shawn McCauley: - freshly single and legal has been tormenting local ladies of late... Reported cases also include a night out in wollongong were he spent the end of the night with some late night "reading" in his car outside dickos house. Obviously i cant spell out the details and im speaking metaphorically. But let me just say the Paige's he was reading had nothing to do with bookss.... Woahh Slam!

Lance Huff n Puff: - has bailed on me sis and the south coast. Hah nar not really. Kids run out of insufficient funds and bailed back to south oz for a while. After spending some time with the local crew up here he should have some improved east coast style to show the knights crew.

Recent Quotes: -

"Oh you babes should stop filling up with petrol and get to glassy" - James Dixon

"Yer just added Superstar Amy and French Fries to myspace.. that good!" - Anthony Showman

"Swear the chik from the real estate is hot.. you dont know talent when u see it russ" - Ad Quinn

"Im angry at myself, i missed todays session coz i went out last night got drunk and brought this chik home.. u proud of me Quinny" - Ewan Donnachie