Weekend

Once again the South Coast delivered nothing in terms of waves this weekend. Korrey Smith was keener than ever with his cousins down from Queensland. Apparently he checked almost every wave on the coast including the infamous lobbies. Pipe was a measly 2ft on Saturday but enough to keep everyone occupied. This afternoon we took the ski for a run out Sussex beeeeeaaccchy and lucked into a few cresters. It was first time behind the ski for Lance… lets hope it was his last. Pitiful effort. Morgan got towed into 3 waves and retired early after what he called a “bullshit big reverse.” He seemed to be more stoked about the specials offered at bi-lo at the moment… “yeah I got 12 freerange eggs for like $1.00… do the math man that’s like 10cents an egg!”.

Where's my supermodel? and Biggie at the carine..

MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL: - ok so if you havnt already got into this show your absolutely blowing it more than Morgan Hives on a glasshouse dance floor surrounded by chiks. The show is amazing and filled with some big ego's and even bigger well lets not go there. If not for the sheer entertainment factor just check it out for a squiz at Jennifer Hawkins.. probably the hottest chik on earth and only chik in my books deserving of a 10/10.

LUKE SIMPSON: - Our furry little friend mr simpson is currently still in canada and hasnt seen dumpers for well a long bloody time. On the upside chiks in canada are a dime a dozen and according to simo "the ozzie accent is absolutely regulating over here mate". Poor kids smashed his backtits though wake boarding lets hope hes back in oz soon

WAVES: - ok so if Chris James classified last year as the best winter ever well this winter has been the worst .. pretty much only one or decent size swells leading upto and through winter.. As we speak waves are putrid so were all going out this w.e to find new girlfriends for the spring. wish me luck.. or if interested attach resume and list of credentials to my myspace www.myspace.com/adquinn2540

Jacko's Birthday spectacular

JACKSON BROWN: - Yes we here at i wouldnt normally love partying .. especially when its one of our close mates birthdays and the waves are really horrible. Definately a good excuse to hit the dance floor and the amber liquid. Tommorow night will be filled with ping pong tournaments, dance off's and some radical op shop dress madness. Celebrating jacko's birthday at husky pub.. get there

Black Kids and Flames 21st

BLACK KIDS: - ok no were not being racist.. this is the name of a super cool band that were diggin.. There new album Partie Traumatic has hit the streets and is defintatly worth a listen.

JAMES KATES: - Kids shralped more cresters this year Raphael Nadal and tennis championships.. Definately a young kid on the rise and definately talented behind the lens as well. However its his 21'st saturday night so were all going up to celebrate wish us luck in attempting to find some "CHIKS" excuse the pun.

Fettishes

Fettishes: - Yes yes we all have them, whether it be hobbie related such as bodyboarding or ofcourse the most obvious one that springs to mind.. the opposite sex. Women definately are strange human's and us being the men we are all like different things, its what attracts us that draws us in. Ok so ill be the first to admit it.. me and shawn definately have a crush on all things emo, those chiks definatley do it for me, new JB resident Lance Hurford digs the Quinn family chiks.. hey thats his choice fair enough mate get into me sister.. However a few people lately have noticed and asked about Russ's Asian fettish. Me being the good citizen i am just totally disregarded these comments and the chance for a devious rumour mill to weave my magic. Although after a few trips to west oz and the wollongong club scene i too have viewed russ's so called fettish from a far and its starting to lead me to believe that maybe all these girls haveing the same "origin" in common isnt just a coincidence.. i dont know decide for yourself?

Puppy Abuse!

Before you go reporting us to the RSPCA for the vindictive title, here me out. If you’ve been around the Huskisson/Vincentia area lately, there’s a big chance you would have witnessed the appalling exploitation of our lovable puppy Angie. Ad has been hitting the coffee shops harder than his usual MSN sessions in a bid to seduce the female species. And, to a certain extent he has succeeded. However, unfortunately he’s struck the wrong demographic. 50 year-old ladies have literally been abandoning their canes to catch a glimpse of the pup. And the plot thickens. Rumors are circulating that Ad has enrolled her in Puppy Pre-School to “socialise the dog.” Best of luck mate.

Russ.

Just frikkin off it.. and Elit crew take over South coast

Mcdonalds: - Ok quick update if you dont know me already.. i could live off the stuff.. cheeseburgers, Mc Fish burgers pretty much anything on the menu.. well that was up until the w.e. I could have possibly had my last Mc burger from the joint. Straight home and straight to the toilet... needless to say i didnt show my face for the 20mins there after. So as of this moment im off Maccas completely and refuse to eat any of their burgers or fries for a long frikkin time. Coffee is still pending .. but i think ill let it slide because im addicted. Also check out the two pics above.. maccas definatley wont help you pull that 10/10 rigg unless your talking about 10 on the richter scale.. Thunder thighs watch out.

TEAM ELIT: - The elit crew will be hitting our shores this week for a photo shoot with Jones Russell, Nick Perry, Jason Finlay and the south coasts own Russ "asian fettish" Quinn. Russ secretly signed with the new board company about 3 weeks back and gets his boards this week. Waves on the south coast look fairly average this week so no doubt they will most likely end up at the pipe, russ is hoping to nail a few 1800's hes been working on. Heres russ's resume anyway.. if anyone else is keen on a resume lets us know and well work out some kind of deal.

Russ Quinn Bodyboarding Resume from Adam Quinn on Vimeo.

Drugs & Subbies???

I don’t know about you guys, but lately my myspace has been inundated with fancy bulletins promoting Sublime (aka "subbies") nightclub in Sydney. Correct me if I’m wrong, but when did paying ridiculous cover charges and consuming copious amount of ecstasy become sublime? Gone are the days when adolescents would attend nightclubs and parties with a bottle of passionpop in hand and a healthy morale. I’m in no way condoning binge drinking (despite being quite the avid passionpop consumer), but its getting out of hand. And as if one isn’t enough, I’ve heard of cases (Big Day Out) where people have taken up to 6 pills to get them through the day. Do the math; at $25 a pill, that’s over $150!!! Perhaps I’m just not in vogue or I was absent the day when Methylenedioxymethamphetamine became a schoolyard term. But wouldn’t you be better off saving the coin for a holiday, minus the short-term memory loss, blurred vision and brain damage?

Russ.

Toz Jets off... Shawny scores with his liscence

IAN OSTERLOH: - The self confessed gym junkie has taken off over to indo for a few weeks with the THRASH crew in hopes of earning some coin. It was believed the days previous before he left he didnt stop eating tuna bake casseroles for 14 hours straight..

SHAWN MCCAULEY: - yer it definatly about time.. shawny finally got his liscence yesterday so we forced him to take us out pipe.. first trip and we lucked into some fun ones at the banzaii with just one bloke out and 2ft. Ive got the frikkin flu so i just filmed russ and shawny and wrote everyone off everytime someone got a wave.

Dancing Damo has a lappy 4 SALE

DAMIEN MILLER: - Yes everyone this is your chance to grab the elusive Dancing Damo's notebook which he actually use to use. This is an amazing investment and opportunity.. just think back to the fella in our first teaser with his amazing moves.. YOU COULD OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY>.. its a 15" mac book pro brand new with receipts still in box never been used.. 3 days old. need to sell to buy new car.. worth $2700 make an offer.. email damoz_miller@hotmail.com

Olymics Fever.. and a month without a NE wind

Usain Bolt: - I dont know about anyone else out there but the olymics are frikkin sik.. amazing chiks with killer rigs and inspiration galore from every other impressive athlete. I even found myself getting full on into the equestrian.. definately some big apple bottoms amongst the field. But yer Usain Bolt is amazing and such a great character plus the fact he comes from Jamaica makes it that much cooler.

BANZAII LOVE: - definatley some loving today out at pipe with our first sniff of offshores out there in what seems like months. Shape was also pretty sik with some decent 3ft tubes and punts going down. Few rippos on it too including Novy, Matt McCarthur, Buntos, Ohana, Matty Young and James "getting ripe" kates. Flames is 21 next week so show this fella some love.. hes been tearing the south coast apart lately.

Leg stalls

Jono Skinski: - leg stalls are definatly back in.. just remember spread those legs on your bottom turn for ample tube time whilst still looking stylish. Jono skinski definately through down a few glorious ones for us all to appreciate in todays session out 2-3ft putrid pipe..

Keep Up those litres.. Youngy has a new Rig

Ad Quinn: - Heres a shot sent in from Morgan Hives.. Ad has this strange habit of downing several litres of water a night due to so called "parched throats". Seen here keeping up his daily intake while catching some zzzzzzzzzzzzz's. Now thats multitasking for u.

Matt Young: - The kid has been seen in the water only once in the last month, no word of if hes still riding for science or going to joing the rat pack at elit's. According to matt he's been working but we secretly think hes been quenching his thirsts at culburra bowlo whilst feeding his infamous gambling habits. Hes always soo secro.. but we've managed to squeeze out of him he goes off to sydney tonight to pick up his new ski. Give us a tow?

Whats Hot? Bay Swells and Depot monsters

Whats Hot? - well at the moment us kids are definatly into chiks into fashion.. particularly the darker emo style fashions. According to Damo "frikkin emo's make me sick" miller those chiks are a no go? decide for yourself. This is my mate Rhiannon.. and at the moment im definately diggin her style. As derrogatory as it sounds scoreing a chik on her aesthical features.. ive gotta say Rhi's definatley high 9's.

BAY SWELL: - Yo kids thats right.. Husky bombie has definatley shown its teeth today well as sharp as its teeth can get anyway which is probably similar to that of a small bandicoot. Bombie through out some 3-4ft dumpers on its variety of reef breaks. Morgan Brown, Kiz Zammit, Russ Quinn, Shawn McCauley, Michael Quinn, Muzza and lil louy were all on it to enjoy the fun. Ad Quinn even reporting "Yer i saw Boothy get one all the way to the pub after burning me for the 7th time this morning, no hard feelings ill just forget to teach his daughter the alphabet when i teach her for year 1 English on wednesday morning".

DEPOT BOMBIE: - Mad men Korrey Smith, Michael Chapple and Graham Miller hit deppsy up today towing into some massive cresters.. i saw tozzies pics and they look pretty insane chap definatly getting bomb of the day.

Waves or Brain Waves?

SOUTH COAST: - Wooo hoo finally some solid waves again.. we have definately been chasing it the last few days, scoring some super fun 4-5ft dumpers down at a secro south coast reef friday arvo. Today we also managed to get in some fun ramps at mystics also which was a super clean 2-3ft. With Russ, toz and shawny heading out pipe this arvo to 4-6ft maxing pipe. Didnt film at all haha spewin, but will probably get some footage close to home tommorow at bombie of all the groms woo.

WEST OZ: - Thrash crew chased a swell just in the last week, however margs didnt really deliver what the fellas went over for which was suppose to be all time BOX. All round big wave hellman Mitch Tomkins flew straight in from big pits in tahiti to join the crew in the west.. he reakons the fellas ended up with a few fun days at cobblestones, North point , box and supertubes.

INDO: - Newey rippos James "noone can say my last name" Nymeyer and Tom Winter just set off for a few weeks over in Indo and Phillephines, apparently they have scored some sik Padang Padang already.. that jealous boyssssssss.

Slap on you whites and hit the runway. The crew at I wouldn’t normally have been absolutely dominating the cosmic bowling scene after entering a local tournament and taking out first place. Dark horse, Jackson Brown, who hasn’t played since 1987 got off to a flying start with several strikes. Shawn “spin off the back” McCauley came unstuck after the first game where he scored a disgraceful 32 and decided to focus instead on capturing some myspace happy-snaps. The only one happy with the shots was himself. So instead of poisoning you liver and infiltrating underage house parties like Ad Quinn, throw a measly $7.50 on the table and enjoy a night out at your local laneways.

The Crew, Dicey Rileys and Hello Premier

GANGSHOT - blackrock gang shot was in the latest movement, all the fellas are now famous and will sign autographs at the drop of a hat chiks only ofcourse. big wig Russ Quinn says he's had alot of attention on the train but has brushed it all off saying "thats what comes with fame and fortune, ive just gotta get use to it".

RILEY CONLON: - Deep South coast hellman Riley conlon has been in the wars again with a torn calf muscle, pretty sure the kids got an injury every time i speak to him.. maybe he should look into getting a bubble wrap wettie.. Agent 18 should definatly look into it.

Hello?: - Ryan Mattick and Matt Young have been promoting the hell out of this movie.. hopefully it lives up to expectation or even time and effort put into the elaborate bus scams and blatant self promotion attemps... did i say scam??? sorry i meant bus jammed full of fun. Nar should be a good night for all the froth dogs. 5th September - Greater Union Wollongong $12 entry. Stars Ryan Mattick and Matt Young if you couldnt already have figured that out :)

Dancing styles and Sex Laws

SHAWN McCAULEY:- i found this disturbing pic of shawn on liss's myspace, dont get me wrong liss is a cool chik but should probably teach her best mate some dancing moves.. at a party on the w.e shawn put in a dismal effort on the floor, far from as impressive as he is in the ocean. Definatley needs to pick up his game before he turns 18.

SEX LAWS: - Did you know: In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. So does this mean its legal for men in Minnesota to be having sexual intercourse with dead fish insted??? go to http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm for more interesting facts regarding sex laws around the globe.

Music... Wavelets and Lance in ya Pants

MUSIC: - Sorry but we have to get our music tastes spread out there among the masses. Us kids are all digging the new CSS cd titled Donkeys. Also Amy Meredith are bringing out the ep later on this month.. those fellas flaming rip. Also diggin The Black Ghosts new cd all amazing tunes to pump on those long journeys down the coast.

WAVES: - no surfing or filming today for the fellas, waves are definatly on the increase with Kent ladkin claiming the w.e s gonna be "Massive with 16ft of south swell" nice call kent keep them coming.

LANCE HUFFORD: - South oz kid turned south coaster has been on the tune lately whilst heading to the airport.. Apparently her last name is Quinn so lance is obviously trying to marry her for her last name so he can get a few more waves at spots on the south coast.

MSN Enthusiasts

MSN insider, Anthony Showman, reports of an 8 hour MSN marathon from Adam "thanks for the add" Quinn. Quince denies the allegations stating that his messenger had simply been "left running" whilst he was actually talking to girls in person.

Recent reports of Anthony Showman actually leaving his hometown of Figtree were proven to be slander after he was seen pacing around Wollongong uncontrollably following an encounter with one of his 2008 smittens. He is currently working on 2 new projects courtesy of webcam.

Those flippin MONKEY JUMPERS

WOW where do i start, probably the most hideous fashion item to come out of 08. Usually found around the streets and back alleys of Sanctuary point, please people these things arnt gangsta... there's nothing gansta bout a cute little monkey all over your hoodie it just looks ridiculous. If you own one do every one a favour and burn the thing

Surfs up, Godley keeps his head and Ranjus with fight club issues

SWELLLS A PUMPING: - The pipeline had a few this afternoon with a small crew of shralp faces on the 2ft cresters on offer, according to Adam Quinn is was perfect size.. "Yer like it was the sikest shape and stuff, maybe a bit too big even, woulda been good at maybe 1ft so i could practice some more spins".

JORDAN GODLEY: - Sussex fella Jords had some issues when he went over indo a few weeks back with Murray "Murmack" McKenzie, jords slipped off his moped and ran into the back of a truck slitting his throat. glad your alive brother. Muzza also claimed of some bullshit rigs around too "Yer i picked up like two chiks i think, pretty good pashes too".

MATT LEWIS: - Local ranju has been hitting the bazaii abit lately with some promising turns. Kids also on the bulk at claims hes like 85kgs now and reakons hes got a future as a UFC fighter.

Woonona Fashion Cats , Fish Stix and racing stripes

Morgan "friends zone" hives: - has been as sick as james dixon after several 151 shots lately. The bloke has apparently been on the razz up tho with some blonde chik. "oh yer like shes easy an 8/10 shes a pretty cool chik". looks promising morgan ;) (pic above is morgan and that cool cezwan bloke

Jack McCarron: - the young south coast zebra has been earning his stripes lately with some nice revs out at the banzaii. According to Ryan Mattick tho "that zebra's been rolling around in some mud. Jack also claimed some all time mystics on saturday.

Shawn "Never at school" McCauley: - just purchased his new QCD, the rookie sent away some horrible dimension.. luckily ad's organised jarrod to fix it up for him. hes looking sweet now with his new racing stripes.

New blood, new faces and Russ Quinn on fashion

LANCE HUFFORD: - South oz kid who is about to move upon our shores of Jervis Bay. TURBO team rider Lance had such a great time on his little trip on the south coast he;s decided to move up here. be on the lookout ladies hes freshly 18 and single wooooooo yahhhhhh.


RUSS QUINN: - Still refuses to accept the fact skinny jeans have been in for the last few years and continues to wear his outdated storm grey baggy jeans which he picked up at husky op shop for $2.95

CHICKS.... and BLOKES

KAIDEN RATHBONE: - young JB grom has been nowhere to be seen lately.. Ad Quinn suggests that kaiden's been too rapt up in his gf Jess. Two months ago he was seen shralping the pipeline "Yer Kaiden's been surfin sik.. you do the math tho, he shoulda flipped out on that last one" quoted Morgan Brown after a pipe session recently.

KIM ZAMMIT: - Word on the street Zammit's been getting plenty of attention from the ladies.. picking up some french chik in indo and according to JACKSON BROWN "some asian Princess" back at the pub on friday night.

MORGAN BROWN: - morgs has been loving the ladies lately.. reports suggest hes been on 6 separate dates in the last 5 days with quote "Maybe a few of them could be girlfriend material".

2nd Teaser

Teaser two from the fellas... All you JB groms look out in the next few weeks for a grom teaser.. showing our local talent. So if you wanna see yourself ripping all over vimeo.. get flamin hungry kids.


I Wouldn't Normally make a 2nd teaser from Adam Quinn on Vimeo.

Jervis Bay Updates of the last few months

NIGHTS OUT: - Due to the lack of swell this winter, plenty of nights out have been on the cards for all the fellas. Recent adventures include Shawny Mac and Adam Quinn's destruction of Amy Hampton's 18th. Numerous sources reveal Ads initiated fight club after the party had finished. Needless to say both kids ended the night with a ride home in the paddywagon.

IAN OSTERLOH: - Freshly single and fighting fit. Kids been hitting the gym more than most of the olympians over in Beijing. Lookout for his photog website coming soon.

MORGAN BROWN: - Morgan "south coast tours" Brown has been doing his equal share lately to ensure most south coast waves have been crowded on two occasions taking full car loads to "Trienos Brah".

KORREY SMITH: - Big plans as korrey is hopping to get everyone in the area keen on a $50 buy in at his barn in St Georges Basin. Russ "big Spender" Quinn officially ruling himself out of this one due to insufficient funds.

RUSS QUINN: - has been blowing it big time lately.. Lost his liscence so has been forced to catch the train up to uni twice a week. "Losing my liscence hasn't been too bad.. ive managed to convince some of the chiks from wollongong to come down and take me out for coffee most weekends".

Blatant Plugs

First post nothing flashy just our first teaser be prepared...


I Wouldn't Normally Produce A Film from Adam Quinn on Vimeo.