I Wouldn't Normally Produce a Flim

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Ad Quinn recount of "Premiere night"


"Over-rated" is a word that springs to mind when i think about the amount of publicity thrust upon our premiere and the actual movie we were screening. In terms of amount of humans in attendance and the promotion we recieved i can only put it down to us being completely humble and refusing to take a big screen debut seriously. The film was never meant to be some "sero ball art fag bodyboarding documentary" it was something for fun, cheap, for the groms and most of all an excuse for a massive party. Obviously in the last week we finally realised the hype from WIN news stories to several newspaper publications (Nowra News, South Coast Register and Illwara Mercury all running stories) and jumped at the chance to make a quick buck or two. Anyway i seem to be rambling and "like fully" saying the same thing as russ so ill move onto a description of the aftermath - post premiere celebrations.

Inbox message 1:33am (following morning) from Morgan Hives - "Morgan is going to marry Josie".

This message to me summs up the beginning of the post premiere celebrations.. just all the fellas having a great time going wild on chicks regardless of relationship status, looks, relatives, personality and ofcourse AGE. Straight out of the film and Damo Miller secured one particular youthfull looking groupie around his 25 year old shoulders, everyone else proceeded walking down the middle of husky main street to asscend upon the pub. The screaming of several profanities followed, plenty of write offs and razz ups as Ivan Pulic and Jack Mac set off to find young females after there big screen debut's. Ivan managed to swoop one off to the infamouse make out destination "Shark net". "Shark net" thought to be myth after many stories by the older generation is the ultimate in isolated hookup destinations for the husky/vincentia based bodyboarding crew.. ahh the memories.

So Ivan was MIA for a good portion of the night as the rest took over Husky pub and danced and drank the night away. Notable mentions must go out to James Dixon for completely dominating husky pub dance floor and proceeding to mimic the lead guitarist of the band on stage, Matt Young for stealing the mic at the pub and yelling "We came here to party", and Jackson Brown and Kim Zammit for there 100% husky pub "pick up" statistics.

Russ Quinn wasn't able to give an accurate recount of any of these events after bailing the pub at a ludicrous 11pm with his beloved Nestle. Plenty more action went down and everyone thorougly enjoyed themselves, definitly the best night ive had in husky since the fridge 2 fridge nights or that night i picked up a dream babe from England but yer again thanks to all the fellas who showed up and i believe there is after party footage to be shown at Jack Dobo and James Dixon's new movie Prem "Crazy". The pic above is amazing it epitomises the premiere night - unknown female dream babe at our prem with what looks like some sort of alcoholic beverage in a mineral water bottle.. amazing.. like i promised "plenty of myspace chicks will be there". What can i say.. this is proof i delivered too all those critics!

WORLD PREMIERE




Chaos surrounding. High expectations. Troy Kneeves sightings. Nerves. Elation. Tidal wave of euphoria. Boothy? BOOM. Premiere night…

What the hell happened? An unjust amount of publicity and media hype is the only reasoning I can come up with. 180 sweaty bodies squeezed into Huskisson Cinema last weekend for the world premiere of I Wouldn’t Normally Produce A Film. A flick we had no confidence in, but exceeded all our expectations.

Tumbleweeds aside, the sleepy town of Huskisson came to life for the first time since Fridge to Fridge 06. Girls were screaming. Corks flying. Grandmothers in attendance. Anthony Yeoman… enough said.

Team Wollongong served up their usual plate of relentless diatribes. “Oh what are you doing?” “SHARK NET”. “I’m going to Parklife to sell pingas”. “Vino on TAP!”

So pure.

We couldn’t ask for much more. Sickest night. Alcohol flowing. Positive vibe. DUFF shoes?? Husky Pub finale.

BIG thanks to ACS. Sean Greenhalgh. All the dudes who helped with promo. Jeff at Husky cinema.

Stay tuned for pics of the night.

Russ.

Monday, August 3, 2009

I Wouldnt Normally: Track List

Opening Montage: Santogold - Starstruck

Intro 1: Placebo - Running up that Hill (Kate Bush Cover)

Intro 2: Charlie Clouser - Hello Zepp (SAW theme song)

Morgan Brown: The Roots - The Seeds

Matt Young, Ewan Donnachie, Ian Osterloh: Dead Letter Circus - The Mile

Lewis Stephen: Nick Thayer - Super Too Short

South Coast Groms: The Protectors - Dangerous Boy

Morgan Hives dumped at Eddies: Morrissey - Im throwing my arms around Paris

Jake Stone: Eminem, Dr Dre - Creep Wit Me

Everyone: Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Dont Fall

Russ, Ad, Shawn: The Wombats - Moving to New York

Pipe Comp: Bird Automatic - Suburbs

Corpse, Chapple, Korrey Smith: The Offspring - The Meaning of Life

Ben Player intro: Bob Dylan - All along the Watchtower

Ben Player main: AFI - I Wanna Get A Mohawk

Outro: Barry Louis Polsar - All i want is you

Bonus: Fucked Up - Police

Roid Boys..

Roid boys.. nothing worse. Family Guy is the ultimate parody of every type of character you can imagine. I was watching this episode the other night and it features Stewie as a so called "roid boy", possibly the most accurate send up of one ever. Wait for the part where he bullies Brian on the stairs.. so true. its the best.